Shoestring Wedding Ideas
homemade wedding cake
American english is like real english but badly spelled…
Canadian spelling is like someone went through this buffet line and just said: I’ll take that one and that one, and no, I like that u, but also that z.
The most accurate description of Canadian English I’ve ever seen
|—||Anna Quindlen, Every Last One (via 33113)|
When kittens do this
So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Pearl was showing off his dick.
I thought Pearl was a girl.